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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 30.06.2025 00:24

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Just Forget it!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

share office space ...

Mapping XRP’s road to $2.35 – Bulls, watch THESE levels next - AMBCrypto

Still no good

They put up a sign reading

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Towards topological quantum batteries: Theoretical framework addresses two long-standing challenges - Phys.org

Minds and Behinds

Still no good.

Freaks and Cheeks

Neanderthals Spread Across Asia With Surprising Speed—and Now We Know How - Gizmodo

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No, not a chance

Why electricity prices are surging for U.S. households - MSN

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No way

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What if the Big Bang wasn’t the beginning? Our research suggests it may have taken place inside a black hole - The Conversation

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Thumbs down again.

This 1 Kitchen Tool Can Help You Cut Back On Oil & Calories, Dietitian Says - TODAY.com

Loons and Moons

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Hysterias & Posteriors

Jules Verne Was Right! Scientists Discovered a Vast Ocean Within Earth’s Core, Questioning Our Very Understanding of the Universe - The Daily Galaxy

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What would happen if the Earth stopped spinning for one minute?

So they tried

Then came..

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

How do I come out as queer to my best friend in a funny and stupid way?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Nuts and Butts

Next, they tried...

Neuroscientists just discovered a fascinating fact about the grooves in your brain - PsyPost

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Unacceptable again!

Everyone loved it.

Why can't they repair the damage caused by Elon Musk renaming Twitter to X?

So, the docs changed it to read

No go.

Another attempt resulted in ...

SSRIs Restore Brain Function in Alzheimer’s - Neuroscience News