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Last Updated: 30.06.2025 00:24

Just Forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
share office space ...
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Still no good
They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
Still no good.
Freaks and Cheeks
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
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No, not a chance
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No way
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
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Loons and Moons
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What would happen if the Earth stopped spinning for one minute?
So they tried
Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
How do I come out as queer to my best friend in a funny and stupid way?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Nuts and Butts
Next, they tried...
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
Everyone loved it.
Why can't they repair the damage caused by Elon Musk renaming Twitter to X?
So, the docs changed it to read
No go.
Another attempt resulted in ...
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